Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
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Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
(Source: cowboybeboop)
I hate when I see people reblogging one of my really old text posts then following me directly after like no please that is no longer me
I’ve changed since then I swear
“They say you have to earn your luck. For me it is the opposite. I will work every single day for the next ten years to justify this.”
(Source: hasharry)